Written by I haven’t posted anything here in almost two months. Where have I been? Well, it’s like this: I was over England way doing a line with Whitney Houston. Whitney has enough money that she can buy some really GOOD shit, too. Just about the time we got to feelin’ pretty good, some super model whose [...]
READ MORE »Cheap wine makes anything taste good. Especially when one is naked.
Got home from work last night and found there was nothing in the house to eat. Not surprising, since I’m the only swingin richard in the place that does any grocery shopping or cooking, and I haven’t had a chance to get to the store in a few days. Glanced in the icebox, there was [...]
READ MORE »Kvetch of the day – April 1, 2010
While walking through a local store yesterday I was seduced by a large sign reading “BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!” It was attached to a display of body wash. (or, as I am wont to say, body worsh.) Bright red and blue squeeze bottles about 8 inches tall. The labels on the bottles had little [...]
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