Boycott redux: To shun or not to shun? That is the question.
Eureka Springs is abuzz over the AFA's gay tourism promotion movie, «They're Coming to Your Town.» Sooner or later, someone will upload this stellar example of the cinematic arts to YouTube and everyone will get to see it--even if they're «not about to give those AFA bastards a dime!»
Here in Eureka Springs, Gay Mecca, the seething epicenter of cultural upheaval, Gay News invested the «suggested donation» of $14.95 in a copy of, «They're Coming to Your Town.» (We wanted to «suggest» a different «donation» but the shopping cart wouldn't let us. Go figure.)
Local citizens have been gathering to watch--and point and snicker at the movie. This critique, our favorite from Eureka's discussion forum, will give you an idea of the community reaction:
Okay, I've seen it and I'd almost swear it was a Saturday Night Live segment from the days when SNL was actually funny. It begins with some boom-chicka-bow-bow music that sounds just like a bad porn. Then an ominous voice announces that the homosexuals (professional ones at that mind you) are on their way to your town.
They show a fierce-looking army of sorts donning pink cowboy hats in the Basin Park. They bring on a homosexual behavior scientist who announces that their studies indicate that gays tend to gravitate toward beautiful, pleasant places! Flip himself gives a brief history of the humusecksuals and how they followed the arts and music to Eureka in the 60's, but remained in their closets where they «did whatever it is they do» in the privacy of their own homes until November of 2006 when they apparently suddenly poured out of their homes to commit sex acts on the street!


