After Fred's family farm was destroyed by a tornado this past spring, we've made several trips to Northwest Kansas to help his parents try to piece things back together, clean up, and relocate. We've been out there for a few days on this trip, and I have to get back to work in Kansas City. We've decided I will take the Greyhound back to Kansas City, Fred will stay on at the farm to help with the (massive) cleanup for another week or so.
I have a brother in K.C. who will pick me up at the bus station when I get in, about 9:00 in the evening. The station is located in a particularly seedy part of K.C., but my brother is a life member of the NRA, always packs heat, and has no problem meeting me among the winos, hookers and street urchins. I decided it would be better to inconvenience my brother than my elderly father to pick me up, as my dad would be passing out cigarettes, sharing sips of bad liquor in paper bags and making new friends with the homeless while waiting for my bus. My brother would just shoot them.
The bus station closest to the farm is an hour's drive away in Colby, Kansas. As it turns out, the «bus station» is in a McDonald's restaurant. At the counter I ordered my ticket to Kansas City along with a Big Mac. I'm one of the last passengers to board the bus. The only seat left is directly behind the driver, beside a kind of skinny guy wearing a straw cowboy hat. He's eating something from McDonald's also. Half of the bus seems to have picked up something from McDonald's. (It's good the bus station wasn't located in a furniture store.) I plop in the seat and say hello to Skinny Cowboy. He smiles and says hi.
The bus pulls out onto Interstate 70, and the driver announces over the loud speaker that he'll be our «operator» to Hays, Kansas, when we will get a new «operator». Thankfully, Skinny Cowboy isn't in a talking mood. I can't think of anything worse than trying to make meaningless conversation with someone I don't know for the next 4 hours. We eat our McDonald's in silence as we zoom down the highway.
Immediately across the aisle from me and Cowboy are a man and a woman traveling together. He looks to be in his 50's, she's about 23. I figure they're a father and daughter team. His left foot is malformed somehow. He's wearing a shoe that is obviously special-made for his foot. She's wearing a pink tee shirt that reads «Don't Mess With Texas» in rhinestones across the front, and low-rise jeans that probably would have looked cute if she had been a few years younger and a few pounds – quite a few pounds – lighter.
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