By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

Evolution? Hell, I've Had A Revelation!

Today in 1584, January 7th marked the last day of the Bohemian calendar. Today, in 2008, Bohemia lives again. This time in the form of the most sought after cultural lifestyle. So today, we celebrate living in what is becoming a model creative class Bohemian city. Eureka Springs, Arkansas.

And a celebration it is. As news travels far and wider than a Republican stance, Eureka Bohemia Springs is just about bursting with glee over all the free advertising the American Family Ass..ociation or AFAss for short has bestowed upon us with their new movie..»They're Coming To Your Town»

A full color travelogue capturing images of Eureka and spreading the word that bigots of all flavors need to stay away from Eureka. Praise Jeezus, and Hail Mary, pass the clam dip and pour another round of devil juice. Absinthe for all!

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By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

Keep those cards and letters coming

The AFA is doing a fine job of promoting Eureka Springs, AR as the Gay Mecca of the South and, here at Gay News, we're delighted with the attention.

We couldn't hope for a better launch to the gay tourism season in Eureka Springs. There are too many online mentions to list, but here are a few of our favorites:

First, from Pandagon:

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By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

AFA launches gay tourism initiative

This just in from the American Family Association, the best ad agency Eureka Springs has ever had: It's the AFA Action Alert announcing the AFA's new movie about Eureka Springs, «They're Coming to Your Town.» If «they» weren't coming to our town before the AFA sent its action alert to its, «3,346,317 supporters strong and growing,» well... it looks like they'll be coming now. Thanks for the free advertising and a great launch to the tourist season, AFA! Keep up the good work.

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By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

Eureka Gras: Mardi Gras 2008 Extravaganza

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By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

They say Prayer Walk, We say Pub Crawl

The Rev. Phil Wilson's leather-clad posse, the Jericho Riders Christian Motorcyle Ministry, returns to town Jan. 4 for another sidewalk cardio workout. They call it a «prayer walk,» though how these bible thugs will be able to do two things at the same time remains to be seen.

It is not yet known whether Wilson will throw another party for them at his First Christian Church of Eureka Springs after they finish braying for divine intervention to keep the town «from worshiping of satan and other gods.»

The Gay News Bureau film crew will be on hand to gather footage for our upcoming video entitled, «Crap, They're Coming To Our Town--Again.»

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By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

Gay-bashing video trailer now on-line once again

The promotional trailer for the American Family Association's video bashing Eureka Springs, «They're Coming to Your Town,» has been unlocked for the first time in weeks on the AFA's website.

You can now see and hear the Rev. Phil Wilson of the First Christian Church of Eureka Springs shoot himself--and «faith-based» tourism--in the foot and mortify his congregation yet again here:

Movie Trailer

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By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

National airline knocking at Eureka Springs' door. Is anybody home?

In addition to a bundle of Christmas cards, yesterday's mail brought a large envelope with this message on the front:

«You've been chosen to receive a free 1-year subscription, compliments of American Airlines. However, if would like to cancel these free copies, Just call . . . «

As I cradled the phone betwixt shoulder and ear, waiting for a robotic operator and thinking I could do without a self-serving travel magazine, I opened the plain-white wrapper and out flopped . . .

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By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

Today Eureka Springs, Tomorrow Toad Suck: The Planetary Gay Agenda Disclosed

Jacqueline Froelich, radio journalist from KUAF in Fayetteville, asked me last week what I thought about the American Family Association's new video featuring Eureka Springs and entitled «They're Coming to Your Town

«I give it two thumbs down for the title alone,» I said. «It should have been «They're Already IN Your Town, Stupid.»

As sound bites go, it was decent. And, probably, I should have just left it at that. But under Froelich's intense questioning, I blurted out the entire gay agenda for the total domination of Eureka Springs.

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By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

Gay «takeover» of Eureka Springs hits radio airwaves Friday

On KUAF Public Radio 91.3 FM or streamed on-line at KUAF.org Friday, December 14, 2007, at noon, Ozarks At Large with Jacquie Froelich.

Topic: The American Family Association's new gay-bashing video, starring Eureka Springs and ominously entitled «They're Coming To Your Town.»

Plus an interview with film critic Indiana Dunes (AKA Michael Walsh), just one of the masterminds behind the homo-genization of Eureka Springs.

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By Gay News Bureau Staff, 1 year ago

To hell with coming to your town, they're coming to destroy your universe!

In a GQ article entitled, «Is this guy for real?» Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee explains that gay marriage will end civilization. «There's never been a civilization that has rewritten what marriage and family means and survived,» says Huck. Except, of course, for the civilization Huckabee proposes to lead--the United States of America--which has radically redefined marriage several times since the nation's inception.

Here's a news flash: Women and children are no longer the property of the household's alpha male, as they were when the US started writing its many radical revisions of the definition of marriage and family. We've been changing the rules in this great nation of ours since 1830. That's 177 years, Huck. Try to keep up.

Next, Pope Benedict XVI piled on with his claim that gay marriage is on par with nuclear proliferation as a threat to world peace. Gays. Nuclear warheads. Gays win. All righty.

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