So I get to the office this morning and turn on the computer.  (It's about the only thing I'm able to 'turn on' lately.  Poor Yip.  Poor, poor Yip.)

I check Geekfest while waiting for my email to download.  After a few minutes I go to the email file.  There they are; 37 emails.  37!  WTF?!  I've never gotten 37 emails at one time.  Not even when I advertise for free sexual favors on Craigslist.

(In fact, when I do that, the only responses I get are along the lines of, 'Yip, go away.  Ain't nobody interested in whatever it is you're giving away.')

So I'm thinking, 'Damn!  37 emails!  I'm popular all of a sudden!'

I look at the mail.  They're all EXACTLY the same!
All 37....exactly the same.

Something like:  Cialis Soft-Tabs now available!  By mail!  PharmCo is proudly announcing  this limited-time offer for YOU, Yip!  Your erectile dysfunction will be a thing of the past!

My first thought is, 'How the hell did PharmCo know?'

(It's not true, by the way.  I can get... *ahem*... 'excited' just thinking about Officer Malone.  Or that Italian dude on the luge in Vancouver.)

Damn.  37 emails, not one of them is legit.  I ain't so popular after all.    Spam, I think is what it's called.

Do people actually fall for this shit?!  I certainly don't.

Oh!  The postman is finally here!  Hope he has my Cialis order.

Popularity: 38% [?]