WWJW (what would Jesus wear?)
This just in from the Gay News Bureau Secret Shopper Ministry....
Ta da! It's the de rigeur fashion statement for the joint Diversity/Jericho Riders Kiss 'n Witness Soiree, August 4th, high noon in Basin Park.
Dahling, simply everyone who is anyone will be wearing this kicky separate because, in Summer Diversity season, white Beefy-T is the new black.
Order early. Order often. Save 25% on the perfect gift for the many new Jericho Rider friends you will make on August 4th. (Offer expires when Hell Freezes Over.)
You'll find ordering instructions at Eureka Pride, where secret shoppers are piling into the fin-backed pink Cadillac and singing David Bowie's «Fashion» all the way to the mall.
Fashion! turn to the left
Fashion! right
Fashion!
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep-beep
Beep-beep
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