Matthew 4:19 «And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.»

Fishers. As in fishing. It's a «H» - a H like in Hell.. Is this so hard? But as we reported last week, there seems to be a whole lots of God's Will going on with all sorts of sex acts complete with Bible verse and instructions on the Fisting Is God's Will .

But good lord, one little typo and now the world's largest retailer has a whole new toy line. Sure, I know it was probably a bit dark down in some scribes dungeon and probably that dripping candle wax was distracting the hell out of the boys, but it was an «H» not a «T» - it was supposed to be 'fishing' not fisting.

So yes, it's true. The big Wally has contracted with One 2 Believe to stock the shelves with muscled boys in skirts evidently flexible enough to get them into whatever position you want to teach the art of «fisters of men.» Personally, I think it's going a bit far, but what the hell do I know? Walmart says about 1/6 of their stores will carry the new toys.

I cruised the hard..I mean One 2 believe site and they proudly spout about pressing on - a ditty from Phillipians I presume and that they will influence the world or the world will influence them. Uh...what DOES that mean exactly?

I don't know about you, but this last week of Christian porn has just about had me hurling a few times. See previous GNB article
Fundies In Their Undies

But rest assured, we'll keep plugging away and keep you up to speed as we press on to find the hard news. And in the meantime, I may have to order the talking Jesus model. «I am coming back......»

Noah way I am going to miss this coming....

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