Yeah, yeah, I know. Maybe I spend way too much time either online or thumb typing frantically on my phone, but WTF?

In web and phone text land, WTF stands for What The F...k?

And given the last few months and especially the last few weeks of listening to know-it-all Jesus-speaks-and-directs-me throughout-my-honey-selling-days preacher boys, I was fully expecting, as they preached and predicted, for every last person (of the faith-based variety) to come to town screaming WTF? Can't co-mingle the WWJD with the WTF Diva crowd. Too long of sentence? BMA.

Yes, my mind had all the scenes arranged. Enter, tour bus unloading downtown and off comes Ward. He turns, sees a nice boy couple walking down the street and grabs the Misses. Divas! WTF June? And OMG, look June, this homo haven even has a sign on their Auditorium announcing the time. The Aud as some locals refer to it. Odd? Nope.

But even I was a bit surprised to see The Odd had put it on the marquee. Cool. Divas or queens. In some circles that is an interchangeable term. Kind of like June Cleaver and Donna Reed. Those two were heating up more than the kitchen with Ward at work. Why do you think the little kid was named Beaver? Hmmm?

Yep, we've got your Divas and in this case it's a group of multi-talented, side splitting, interactive evening fun in the basement of the Aud, otherwise known as The Gem (this week's name for it anyway) Head Diva Janet Alexander and diva-ettes will entertain you like no other. So if you're in town this weekend, by all means go see their show Just Had Enough.

So, no matter if you're the WWJD (what would Jesus Drink) gang or from the faith-based WWJD (wanna watch June & Donna? ) bus tour, get your collective yes-your-ass-looks-fat-in-those-pants butt to The Aud at 8:00PM by the 29th and see some Divas in action.

Because, WTF which I think The Odd means, stands for Wed, Thur, Friday will have you LYAO and maybe even LYAOPOF. At any rate, I have been LMAO all week and thinking WTF?

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